<p><strong>A reaper desperate for vodka. A seductive goth. And a promise of happily never after.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>When vodka calls, I answer. That's how I become caught in the suffocating clutches of a fanatic goth who's head-over-heels crazy in love with me. The obsession isn't mutual, leaving me grappling for my freedom from a cramped cabin in a boat she's christened <em>Amore Reaper</em>.</p><p><br></p><p>While she's scheming to tie the knot with me in a lavish ceremony on Italy's picturesque beaches, I've got other plans. Either I escape or face my doom forever as Mr. Elvira.</p><p><br></p><p>Will I finagle my way out of this debacle and keep my pride? Find out when you take a wild ride with me from Costa Rica to the shores of the Mediterranean in this morbidly delightful, hilarious grim reaper romp!</p>