Excerpt from When Do-It School Entertained: A Christmas Play in One Act<br><br>Dan - Howdy, Everybody! Merry Sweet Christmas to you! I'm awful glad that girl had such a thoughtful brain and sent for Miss Kaziah, which thereby prolongs the raising of the curtain, thereby giving me a chance to tell you something. Why, everybody is looking so pretty. Well, if there ain't (naming some man or boy in audience), over there by his girl, just like a bumble-bee hanging 'round a rosebud. Why, everything just suits me to a gnat's toe, and I'm going to tell you a secret. Will you tell? Well, if you do, I'll not put a thing in your stocking but a great big leak, like you. Here's the secret. I'm Don Doo, the bad boy of do-it school, as they call me. When they asked me how I liked this new style entertainment biz, I said, Ain't you going to have a Santa Claus? And they said N o, and then I said, Well you can have it without me. Then one of the high class girls said, Of course, we didn't expect any help from the bad boy of do-it school. Bight then I biled over, and decided to show 'em a few things, good or bad. Now, you watch me. I'm to make fun. Don't you tell on me, and I'll raise this curtain. (pulls curtain up.). They don't know I'm here so I'll hide under this box and wait developments. (gets under box.)<br><br>About the Publisher<br><br>Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com<br><br>This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.