<p><span style="color: rgba(51, 51, 51, 1)">This is the DEFINITIVE guide to making history as an amateur or professional klutz. The author shares his secrets and experience in making bonehead errors over a long lifetime. A must read for anyone with a misplaced feeling of superiority or competence. Many examples in all the important categories of family, romantic partners, money, government, computers, health, aging and religion. Mostly two-syllable words, many pictures.</span></p><p><br></p>