<p><span style="color: rgba(34, 34, 34, 1)">"Action-packed and funny as hell.&nbsp;Cold&nbsp;War&nbsp;is high-concept bizarro done right!" - Danger Slater, author of </span><em style="color: rgba(34, 34, 34, 1)">Moonfellows</em><span style="color: rgba(34, 34, 34, 1)"> and </span><em style="color: rgba(34, 34, 34, 1)">House of Rot</em><span style="color: rgba(34, 34, 34, 1)">.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(34, 34, 34, 1)">&nbsp;</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Gordy Beck wants to deal his drug-laced ice cream to children in peace, but standing in his way are rival confection dealers and gangs who want a piece of the action. His brother, Quinton, works for the Sno-Cone Mafia, the chief threat to Gordy's business. When Quinton orders a hit on Gordy, it triggers an all-out war. Gordy enlists the help of his lover (a living ice cream sandwich), and a sentient bag of frosting called the Buttercream Bandit, who uses her Jawbreaker tumors as deadly weapons. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In his quest for absolute control of the neighborhood, Gordy must fight off cotton candy slush demons, Sno-Cone henchmen, an overzealous neighborhood watch, and his own brother. Amid icy combat, the brothers must decide which is more important-business or family. But in the end, only one treat lord will reign supreme. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>