Things Never to Call Your Wife: Porky, Meatloaf, Big Bum

This will probably be the most quirky, fun, and entertaining book you have ever read. There will be many unusual surprises along the way.

Take your time reading because you will be able to give your own responses, opinions, and comments. Or you could share your own personal experiences you have had in life. You could write them in the book or type them on the website.

Some of the stories will make you laugh, some will make you think about life, and some will make you want to bang your head against a wall (just joking).

If you participate by responding to the questions, you will find this journey much more personally rewarding. Remember, this is not just a book-this is an experience.

There are a variety of items to read and look at: true life stories, illustrations, lessons learned, funny stories, secrets, pictures, and many thought-provoking questions throughout.

Did I say there were a lot of surprises along the way?

All the names have been changed to protect the guilty ones.



Have fun!

Respond to the questions.

Enjoy the surprises.