<p>Eleven-year-old Drew Montgomery has not, does not, and will not ever want a stupid old rabbit. All they do is sit in their cages, eat carrots, and poop. Then his annoying little sister blackmails him into hiding a bunny in his closet. She knows what really happened to his 'stolen' bike and she&#39;s threatening to tell. Now Drew&#39;s in a real jam. If his 'No pets!' parents find the rabbit or, worse, his sister blabs the truth, he&#39;ll be grounded till grade seven for sure. And if that&#39;s not enough trouble, two girls at school drag him into a prank war that goes from bad to worse--and it&#39;s all the rabbit&#39;s fault. Plus, the weirdest girl in his class wants to be his science partner. If she tells him she wants to be his girlfriend, he just knows he&#39;s gonna die. Drew must find a way to outwit the mean girls, wiggle out of the blackmail deal, and get rid of the rabbit before it destroys his bedroom and his life.</p>