Partners and playmates may drive us to drink,

But as you find yourself on the brink

Stop going bananas

And fumbling through.

Just go to Contessa

And she'll see you through.



Marriage and romance sure have ups and downs

An evening alone or a night on the town?

Three strikes and I'm out

Why do I always get it wrong?

Seeking help can bring the same tired song.



Suggestions and counsel

She knows what to do,

For Contessa knows men and she knows women too

She's been there, she's done that

She has lots of advice

She makes up her mind and never thinks twice.



Sassy but classy, she's certainly been around

She's respected and known for standing her ground.

So before you fall to an unrefined decision

Go to Contessa for a proven proposition!



He loves me, he loves me not

Sure she loves me, but for what I've got?

Dating, relationships, what's one to do