<p>Step <strong>into the madcap world of &ldquo;education&rdquo; and meet the unforgettable character: </strong><strong>Erda Von Schwantz</strong>, the sex educationist, who has mastered the art of penetrating the minds of her students and who then uses the information to write the definitive book on adolescent perversion; <strong>Roger Murphy</strong>, the &lsquo;vitamin&rdquo; pill distributor for a Jamaican manufacturer, who also is a movie producer of adult bookstore art films; <strong>Borlinda Borgia</strong>, the born-again Christian, who through the guidance of Roger and Erda learns to use her body for God&rsquo;s work; <strong>Pepe/Pepita Noriega</strong>, the transvestite school principal, who uses Roger&rsquo;s vitamins to seduce <strong>Niko Papalodopoulos</strong> the straight counselor before he can save Pepe/Pepita from him/herself; <strong>Phyllis Jaffe,</strong> the bullish superintendent, who gives up her worldly ways and dedicates her life to Bible readings, teas, and Borlinda&rsquo;s mother. But most importantly, meet the greatest teacher alive, a teacher of impeccable heritage and education, a teacher whose infinite wisdom saves the public schools from scandal. You will meet the one and only,&nbsp;<strong><em>Frank Hamme, teacher of the year!</em></strong></p>