<p><strong>&ldquo;I&rsquo;d like to say this is a decent story, but what do I know? I&rsquo;ve only been alive since before the Jurisdiction.&rdquo;</strong></p><p><strong>-The Wise Witch</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>&ldquo;I soaked each and every page of this book in the blood of a disgruntled newt and fed them to the flames, full moon and everything. No voices or illusions, except the usual. Relatively enjoyable process. 10/10 would re-sacrifice.&rdquo;</strong></p><p><strong>-The False Priestess</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>&ldquo;An epic struggle for any time and age, with completely normal, bias-free characters who can definitely be relied upon to review this book objectively.&rdquo;</strong></p><p><strong>-The Wizard of the Waves</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>&ldquo;You mean you want me to actually READ this? Seems like a lot of energy. I&rsquo;m getting hungry just thinking about it.&rdquo;</strong></p><p><strong>-The Demon Bear</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>&ldquo;When the tale really got going, I felt some feelings, if you must know. I&rsquo;m not sure I can recommend feeling stuff, but the novel seems fine.&rdquo;</strong></p><p><strong>-The Sky Dancer</strong></p>