<p>PJ Goulding, the school senior caretaker, records the arrival and departure of a succession of headmasters - &ldquo;it is like being in the front row of the Coliseum in Rome watching the gladiators meet their fate&rdquo;. He is about to witness the arrival of the fifth one in three years and the upheaval that will cause.</p><p>Each arrival threatens his covert businesses of racing his dogs on unregistered tracks, importing illegal goods below the Customs and Excise radar and betting on events in the school.</p><p>His troubles are multiplied by the sudden arrival of five boys in wheelchairs who demand more of him than he wants to give.</p><p>How will he cope as his world is turned upside down? This is a school in chaos the likes of which you have not seen!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em>'I laughed at the infectious humour and was swept away by the realism and bounce of the characters. Vintage Ted Dunphy! another hilarious expos&eacute; by the master of dark humour!' </em>&nbsp;- Yvonne McHale, Author of <strong><em>THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF A HEADTEACHER; Words of Wisdom from a Wise Old Owl</em></strong></p>