Everyone reads the headlines. Millennials aren't buying diamonds or saving for retirement.

Millennials want cushy jobs handed to them by organizations with mission statements and

futuristic nap pods. Millennials are killing the housing market because they eat too many

goddamn avocados. Millennials this, Millennials that.



Millennials were raised being told they could do anything if they worked hard, and then they

worked hard only to be told the world owes them nothing.



Here's a headline people need to read: Millennials were set up.