<p>In this groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, transformational&nbsp;playbook thing, you will learn to master the art of faking authentic&nbsp;leadership. Have your employees, customers, and shareholders&nbsp;eating out of your hands with these tricks and tips designed to&nbsp;save you time and prevent uncomfortable displays of vulnerability.</p>

<p><strong>LEARN HOW TO...</strong><br />
&mdash; Orchestrate a strategic re-org that will distract from your screw-ups &mdash;<br />
&mdash; Create a painfully happy workforce with Minecraft and cable TV &mdash;<br />
&mdash; Use storytelling to manipulate facts and improve your image &mdash;<br />
&mdash; Use ineffective meetings and extra email to build self-esteem &mdash;<br />
&mdash; Leverage PowerPoint and jargon to appear a true visionary &mdash;</p>

<p>The only requirement is that you be willing to compromise your&nbsp;soul and ethics to get ahead of your peers. It&rsquo;s easy&mdash;and fun!</p>