<p>G&#39;day. I&#39;m Pet. Not, not Pet--I&nbsp;<em>am</em>&nbsp;a pet.<br />
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Well, I was a pet: I used to belong to two fae and a stroppy vampire. Now I&#39;m homeless. I mean, I was always technically homeless, but this time it&#39;s different.<br />
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I just got used to having some kind of family, and now we&#39;re back to everyone wanting to kill each other--and guess who the weak link is?<br />
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I&#39;ll give you a hint: it&#39;s not the vampire, and it&#39;s sure as heck not the fae.</p>