<p><strong style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 1); color: rgba(15, 17, 17, 1)">In these dark times, many of us find ourselves trapped with even darker anuses searching for happiness to lighten the dimmest places in our souls...</strong></p><p><br></p><p><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 1); color: rgba(15, 17, 17, 1)">Toby Tenderhill is an ambitious up-and-comer in the high-tech world of Silicon Valley. His self-centered nature and piss-poor judgment throw his life into a tailspin, leaving him a bewildered and depressed victim of fate's perverse sense of humor, struggling to reclaim his life as well as the former youthful glow that once blessed his nether regions.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 1); color: rgba(15, 17, 17, 1)">In his fruitless struggle to reconstruct the life he so masterfully imploded, it becomes clear he has very little control over the matter. Eddie, a homeless Vietnam veteran, a new ex-addict girlfriend, and his unexpected new career cajole him into reluctantly examining the illusion of his own personal psyche and foundational belief systems, leaving him on a journey of self-discovery that is, at turns, painful and laugh-out-loud funny.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 1); color: rgba(15, 17, 17, 1)">Will Toby be able to find his true self amidst his self-created mayhem, save his budding romance, and brighten his brown daisy before his sanity is destroyed in the process?</span></p><p><br></p>