<p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Johnny Moped refuses a mysterious client who wants him to find the missing and deceased Sir Isaac Newton. Sir Isaac has been kidnapped by Cyborgs who are intent on letting a ELE meteor hit the Earth.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">He is then mysteriously paid by an unknown hirer £5,000 a week for an unknown task. Johnny is pursued by Cyborgs and escapes on a flight to Greece.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">At Olympus, the restaurant at the top of the mountain, (they've had to diversify much to Hercules anger), there is a portal to Betamax 200 years in the future. Betamax is ruled by Cyborgs, who have now discovered how to travel back to the past. </span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Johnny and Hercules find Sir Isaac and Hercules fights their female goddess. Johnny tries unsuccessfully to convince an unwilling, imprisoned Sir Isaac to save mankind from a premature end.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">After much soul searching, Johnny and Sir Isaac eventually make their escape. They plant a radioactive meteorite on the meteor and after inventing the crab flap, Sir Isaac retires to the 18th century leaving Johnny, now Hieronymus Calmly, as the new Professor of Complexity.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Hercules loses his club whilst battling the cyborg goddess and becomes a professional wrestler with Deianira as his manager.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Deianira returns with the pan-dimensional beings, the Horseshoe Crabs, who want nothing more than a pampered retirement on Earth. The meteor has destroyed the gateways. Only the newly invented crab flap remains as passage between dimensions. </span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Johnny/ Hieronymus accepts the Professorship and watches over his doppelganger, Johnny Moped, who now has enough money to rebuild the front of his house destroyed by the Cyborgs. </span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Johnny/Hieronymus occasionally gives himself advice through the local small ads and regrets taking Medusa as his room mate.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">The identity of the unknown hirer, the Bank of Ouroboros, remains a mystery. </span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Read on in Book Two: The Impossible Bream.</span></p><p><br></p>