<p><strong>Rory and Tess:&nbsp;</strong><br />
I completely lost it.<br />
I&#39;m lucky I wasn&#39;t suspended, considering I&#39;m a Detective.<br />
I roasted that stranger&rsquo;s perfect bottom when I caught her sleeping on the park bench&nbsp;three times in one week.<br />
Then I impounded her car and carted her off to my mother&rsquo;s.<br />
Now every time I look at her, I think - Finders/Keepers<br />
I&#39;ll never be able to let her go.</p><p><strong>Bridget and Dell:</strong><br />
He&#39;s an attractive, well-mannered and inexperienced geek.&nbsp;<br />
A &#39;project&#39; boyfriend is just what I need,<br />
Someone I can mold into the perfect guy.<br />
He&#39;s helpless against my skills and with a name like Delbert,<br />
I bet disciplining a woman has never crossed his mind.<br />
As long as I can keep him away from my brothers&rsquo; influence,&nbsp;<br />
I&#39;ll have him wrapped around my finger in no time. Or not?</p>