Excerpt from A Soft Snap: A Farce Comedy in Three Acts<br><br>Count [laughing] Ha! Ha! Ha! She is so shy; she make er me laugh.<br><br>She is no shy. When she come out she ask er me if she look ze nice in ze bathing suit. Lfi tell her she look like er ze rake, she scratch er my eyes out; if I tell her she look er ze beautiful ah! She call or me, dear count. [whistle heard] Ze mail man. [reads paper; enter Mailman, blowing whistle very loud, blows it three or four. Times in the Count's face, bus. And shouts Mail! Very loud; throws letters in Count's face.<br><br>About the Publisher<br><br>Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com<br><br>This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.