A college professor tells students how to get the most out of college.

Giving advice that reads like a personal letter to high school and college students, Professor Jacob Neusner discusses:

- How to select a college
- What is a major, and how will it affect your career
- What are the humanities
- How to grade your professors - what they do
- How teaching works in college
- Freshman bliss
- Cynical seniors
- Campus sex

Professor Neusner outlines what you should expect from, and demand from, the college of your choice.