<p>Nobody Eats Parsley: And other things I learned from my family</p><p><br></p><p>Sit down, grab a beer, and let me tell you some stories about my family. They're so ridiculous you may think they're fiction. Like the time I went to a drive-in X-rated movie without realizing my parents were in the next car. Or the time I let my kid throw a rock through our living room window. There's the time I bought a camouflage thong in a bait shop and the time I ruined a kid's birthday party. And the other time I ruined a kid's birthday party. I can't guarantee that these stories will make you laugh, but I&nbsp;<em>can</em>&nbsp;guarantee that I didn't make them up.</p>