<p>The Perfect Retirement Gift, or Simply a Great Read for Anyone That Loves Life and Laughter!</p>

<p>***Welcome to retirement!****</p>

<p>No more morning commute, no more idiotic bosses, no more stressful deadlines! You are now officially off the clock and the world is your oyster!</p>

<p>There is no need to be bound by convention. Push the envelope. Do it weird, do it different, but most of all do it fun! Be that cigar chomping rock&rsquo;n&rsquo;roll granny if it takes your fancy.</p>

<p>Seriously, if your kids aren&rsquo;t worried about what you are up to, then you are probably not doing it right!</p>