<p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">There are a few things you should know about my brother's roommate.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Wolfie Cox is . . . complicated. Terminally sexy, and more importantly, he has an impressive stick lodged so far up his ass, he's about as emotionally available as a chinchilla. Actually, that might be an insult to the chinchilla community.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">So, naturally, I want to ride him like a bicycle.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">He thinks I hate him. Mostly because I've led him to believe this. It's easier than admitting the alternative.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">And while Wolfie is about as soft and cuddly as a fork, I'm the opposite. A good girl. Reliable. Conscientious. Oh, and completely panicked about an upcoming work conference.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Wolfie's usually allergic to altruism, so when my brother volun-tells him to help me out by escorting me to said conference where everyone else will have a plus-one . . . I say thanks, but no thanks. Surprisingly, Wolfie is unflinching about this. And that's the story about how I got stuck in a hotel with my brother's hot (grouchy) roommate.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Thank you for coming to my TED talk.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">In all seriousness, this isn't a game to me, and hormones aside, I need to impress my boss this week so the promotion I've worked hard for doesn't get handed to his spineless nephew. But with Wolfie and me sharing a hotel bed, things get confusing quickly. </span></p>