<p><strong>Congratulations.</strong> If you are reading this, then you have been<strong> selected to join Horror Fitness</strong>. Only <strong>66</strong> members are hand picked each year to experience our <strong>66,666 </strong>square foot facility of<strong> pure iron</strong>. If you like <strong>pumping and getting jacked</strong>, then you found the ultimate gym to get your body on track.&nbsp; But beware as once you sign on the dotted line <strong>your body will go to hell </strong>and there&rsquo;s <strong>no turning back</strong>.</p><p>So, if you&rsquo;re ready for some <strong>blood drenching hours of intense warfare</strong> then prepare for the 100 pounds dumbbells smashing to the ground and chalk dust filling up the air. Learn from competitive bodybuilders that will <strong>take your lifting to the next level</strong> and <strong>experience the pleasure of pain</strong> so you can see exponential gains. And when you <strong>transform your body into a showpiece</strong>, all your friends will wish for your defeat. So, indulge in the guilty pleasure of success and paint your story <strong>but know that not all those that enter Horror Fitness make it out in glory</strong>.</p>