<p>Gather round, folks. Pull up a chair. Grab a drink. Make yourself comfortable&hellip;while you still can. There&rsquo;s a maniac loose in society, and he&rsquo;s here to tell you some stories.</p><p>Stories of the vengeful ghosts, psychotic vagrants, zombie dogs, junkies, musicians, traumatized Veterans, road-tripping vampires, church socials that go demonically wrong, and shady antiques dealers, all of whom haunt the backroads and small towns of Vermont.</p><p>Stories of ruthless men and women who live and die by the sword, driven by untamed, primordial passions, hacking out their survival in ancient, devil-haunted realms.</p><p>Welcome to <em>Story Time With Crazy Uncle Matt</em>. Don&rsquo;t get lost, unless that&rsquo;s what you came here to do.</p>