Imagine Jesus as an 80's action hero with super powers fighting off a horde of flesh-eating zombie gorillas. That is what this book is about. You need this in your life.

This is book one of the Apocrypha Novella, a hillarious new series by Rev Evan Van Guttershmark. Not for those who are easily offended, and also probably not for ginger haired people (you'll see why when you read it).