"How to Raise a Smartass" is a funny, witty, rollicking ride through the joys of early parenthood. The so-titled "Best Butt Wiper in the World" delights audiences by recounting tales of ninja nurses, naughty knights, and super-duper poopers. Whether you're a proud parent or you aspire to populate the world with tiny terrors of your own someday, this book will have you laughing out loud, or at a minimum buying lots of sanitizer. Kids are messy.