<p>Content Advisory: This book is intended for mature audiences and contains graphic violence, explicit sexual activity and disturbing imagery.</p><p>RIV..ET..TING. IMPONDERABLE. TRUE STORIES.&nbsp;</p><p>TRAGIC, PAINFUL, BITTERLY JUICY.&nbsp;</p><p>STRAIGHT, GAY AND FU**ING HILARIOUS.</p><p>True-stories, gruesome, morbid, maniacal... and unreal.</p><p>The stories are true, the statistics are real, the comedy is spot on, and the names are anonymous for obvious reasons.</p><p>Marriage doesn't work for our society anymore, and neither does divorce, this book validates it. Everything in here is a #TRUEstory and actually #happened. You won't like it, but you won't want to miss it.</p><p>The only way the authors could see how to write this book without pissing a ton of people off or make people regret their choices in life, is to write it in an anonymous form sprinkled with satire. To form a more perfect union of connected yet dis-connected people who just want a relationship partner... maybe some kids. ok maybe a family, dog, cat, etc ~ without giving up all of their assets to the marriage and divorce empire.</p><p>If you are thinking about getting married - don't, and read this book. If you are married and getting separated, this book is for you. If you are divorced, then this book is for you. Look, you pay your therapist $150 an hour. This book costs way less, and is better than therapy. Read this and rethink before you lose everything.</p>