<p>Pumping, plesiosaurs, porridge and pants! Monsters, mayhem and muck!</p><p>Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny are off to Loch Ness to take part in the World Porridge Championships but the locals are behaving rather strangely. Who wants to eat rabbit poo? And what will it taste like?</p><p>Grandpa Jock has boil-washed his secret invention; whoopee cushion underpants, and he is hoping these no-nonsense knickers will protect his dainty little derriere on the long train journey up north. What&rsquo;s inside the talking tent and who can toot the tastiest trouser trumpets?&nbsp;</p><p>Why are all the lakes in England drying up? Why does the soil smell of wee? And can George write a poem so shocking that it makes a school teacher wet her pants? George may come up with the rudest rhymes he can think of but a saboteur is lurking with pots of exploding porridge. Will celebrity chef Heston Bloomingheck lose his eyebrows in the blaze?&nbsp;</p><p>And just what have the three American scientists, Professor Marmaduke, Commander Chuck Choppers and Peewee Peterson discovered beneath the surface of Loch Ness? There&rsquo;s something out there and it wees in the water!</p><p>More pumps, dumps, humps, thumps and bumps in the latest fantastic addition to the Gorgeous George series.</p>