<p>Jack has just finished high school, but he isn't going anywhere fast. He cuts grass and sells a little weed on the side. At the last summertime bash, Jack gets his chance at Lacy-The Arctic Bitch-who's been teasing him throughout high school. But before their fun starts at the tawdry Cribs ' Beds motel, Lacy is kidnapped by some drug mules. 'br''br'Jack enlists the help of motel residents Cherry Pop, her pimp Donnie, and Doc, who can't practice medicine<em> 'i'legally'/i'</em> anymore. Cherry's plan is bold, but if it works, Jack gets his girl back and a cut of what they steal from the drug dealers. </p>