<p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">I shouldn't have agreed to this. What was I thinking?</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Appearing on a local news show?&nbsp;</span><em style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Just</em><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">&nbsp;because something happened to me?</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">I live mostly in isolation on purpose.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">But here I am.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">I was so nervous that I needed the make-up chair, twice.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">And then I walked past&nbsp;</span><em style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">his</em><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">&nbsp;room.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">He's a giant-no softness, all muscle.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">And a rich beard that made me want to rub myself all over it.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">He made me see stars, literally because the second time I saw him, I tripped.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Or I would've, but he caught me, and the cameras were rolling.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Soon, that clip will be trending because he wasn't just another guest on the show.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">He's Brett Broudou, the Kings' newest football star.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">We couldn't be more opposite.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">The&nbsp;</span><em style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">only</em><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">&nbsp;special thing about me is the reason I was on the show.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Brett, the Super Bowl champion, and me, the survivor who helped bring down the infamous Midwest Butcher.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style="color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)">Brett might not think he's anyone's hero, but he's about to become mine.</span></p>