<p>In the author&#39;s own words, '<em>These are classics in my own mind.</em>'</p>

<p>Readers beware! Some of you will be shocked by parts of this book.</p>

<p>Vegetarians may be disturbed by turkeys on the menu, or kiddies in a witch&#39;s freezer. Others could well get excited by all the chopping, reaping and killing or be offended by the mushy poems professing love.</p>

<p>If you prefer a little titillation, be warned, there are no refunds or compensation for bruised buttocks from the house of sin.</p>

<p>Not put off by any of the above?<br />
Maybe just a bit by the mushy love<br />
Desensitised to violence and killing?<br />
Though the titillation might be thrilling<br />
Rhyming or not, it&#39;s all the same<br />
Sounds as if you would be game<br />
So take the plunge, if you dare<br />
Then leave a review &mdash; it shows you care.</p>